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"So did Chaudhry sahib get approval for his statement against the statement made by the United Arab Emirates (UAE) Foreign Minister of State?"
"He is the Minister of Interior, oh I see, he isn't the Minister of Foreign Affairs, that portfolio remains with the Prime Minister..."
"That is why I asked whether the Chaudhry got approval for his statement from the Prime Minister."
"Well, let's be honest, the Prime Minister is kind of busy but why do you ask?"
"Well, if the PM is busy then did he get approval from the Deputy Prime Minister?"
"We don't have a deputy PM anymore."
"No, but we do have a man who is more of a deputy PM then Chaudhry Pervez Elahi ever was."
"Don't be facetious, that Chaudhry was the deputy PM courtesy the policy of reconciliation while Ishaq Dar is the real Deputy PM."
"There is no need for you to ignite the animus between the two men any more, I mean really!"
"Which two men?"
"Chaudhry Nisar and Ishaq Dar."
"Oh I see, but you and I both know that Chaudhry Nisar has no assets in UAE while Dar and Sons have millions of dollars worth of assets, as does Zardari sahib and..."
"Dar and Sons? What is that a furniture shop?"
"Don't be facetious anyway I hope the UAE government considers seizing assets of our politicians who supported the resolution and don't forget our remittance income from UAE is significant."
"Well, a better revenge would be for the UAE government to release the extent of the assets held by our politicians."
"Agreed, anyway two ladies of PTI have come out. The Khan's wife was appointed as Ambassador to the street children of KPK in a ceremony that was inside a building instead of out on the street, you tell me what was so different about that appointment compared with Maryam Nawaz's appointment as head of the special lending scheme..."
"OK, the two don't have the qualifications required for their appointment made by loving family members but Maryam Nawaz was given a fund of 100 billion rupees while Reham Khan has been given nothing."
"So how is the Ambassador going to help the street children without cash?"
"Oh shush, I reckon wives should come on out - let's go the US way - anyway Meera, the second PTI lady, is going to canvass in the NA-246 constituency and her mom has okayed her decision."
"First lady in waiting should use the first lady in our film industry in her proposed film."
"Don't be facetious."

Copyright Business Recorder, 2015

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